Love is not Enough
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We’ve all seen the movies where a couple, after overcoming every obstacle and hardship in their path, ride blissfully off into the sunset to a glorious—if uncertain—future, sustained by the enduring power of their love. Well, I’ve been called a cynic and kill-joy, but I’m here to tell you that love is not enough to [...]
The Perils of Speed Dating
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So, after despairing about ever finding the perfect man, you’ve finally decided to show up for speed dating at your local community center. You make your way to the assigned room at the appropriate time, and wait nervously as your fellow speed daters file in. As every man walks through the door, you assess him [...]
Bristol Palin, Levi Johnston and the Airing of Dirty Laundry
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In the latest round of the seemingly endless mudslinging contest to which the Palins and their one-time sycophants have descended, Levi Johnston, in his upcoming autobiography Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs, rebuts Bristol Palin’s accusation in her autobiography, Not Afraid of Life: My Journey so Far, that their first sexual [...]
15 Signs that You Need to Get Out of Your Relationship
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Below is a list of warning signs which indicate that you may need to end your relationship. Ending a relationship is never easy, and is typically accompanied by a great deal of heartache and stress. At some point, however, you need to ask yourself, are you better off with or without him? 1. You catch [...]
I’m Expecting… Wow! This Is Unexpected.
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What are you to do if you are pregnant and it wasn’t intentional? Your palms are clammy. Your pacing back and forth in your bathroom. You’ve been feeling god awful for the last few weeks. You’re panicking. What if? Could I be? What if I’m pregnant? I wasn’t expecting this to happen. This was not [...]
Should You Wear Jewelry Given to You by an Ex-Boyfriend?
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Let’s face it, ladies, sometimes gifts far outlive your relationship with the giver, and you’re left holding that gorgeous necklace or bracelet that he gave you for Christmas, wondering, as women have wondered since time immemorial, is it acceptable to wear jewelry or other items given to you by an ex-boyfriend? Will it scare off [...]
Fifteen Signs that Your Boyfriend is a Keeper
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Below is a list of fifteen signs that your boyfriend is a keeper. Assuming that you’ve ever been in a relationship before, most of us know what a bad relationship, or a bad boyfriend, looks like. But what exactly constitutes a good relationship or, to put it another way, how do you know that he [...]
He Loves Me? He Loves Me Not?
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You met this guy online and you definitely hit it off when you first met in person. It was a match made in heaven when you guys first started chatting in that little box on the side of your computer. It’s been a great 7 months for your blossoming relationship but there is one question [...]
Let Him Unwrap You
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You and your boyfriend are on a date. He can’t keep his eyes off of you. Holding your hand and playing footsie under the table is just the beginning to what is going to happen tonight. You eat your dinner, drink the rest of the wine, and go home. He can not keep his hands [...]
Your Best Friend Is Dating Your Ex
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Oh boy. It is one of those lines that all girls know not to cross but it just happens sometimes. How are you supposed to handle your ex-boyfriend dating your best friend? People might think that you are immature if you don’t want to hang out with them anymore. Others might say you are doing [...]
What To Do If He Still Hasn’t Called
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You and your boyfriend had a wonderful evening. A evening you believe you’ve seen in a Lifetime Movie. He came to your Front Door instead of knocking like every other Loser you’ve dated, he’s so polite, he’s sweet, and he’s a great kisser, but he still hasn’t called. You’ve tried phoning him, emailing him, even [...]
10 Things To Do At Your Bachelorette Party
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WRITTEN BY: ENIGMA Ten Things To Do At Your Bachelorette Party Getting married is stressful, and involves a lot of work for both bride and her maid honor—in order to make everyone’s life that much less hectic, here’s a list of ten things to do at your bachelorette party. 1. Pin the Penis on the [...]
Your Parents Hate Your Man
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Oh, snap. You have found a guy that your parents can’t seem to stomach. Well, we can say that Thanksgiving dinner probably won’t go well this year. What do you do? You’re not really sure if you should keep him around for a little while or break up with him immediately. After those condoms fell [...]
Outsmart Online Dating Liars
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I don’t know if you’ve paid attention or if you heard, but the new craze is going on blind dates. Sometimes blind dates are a success and the start of a beautiful, meaningful relationship. Other times, you can basically call it a disaster. How can you really be sure the person matches their ad? With [...]