Unleashed: The True Story of a Recovering Serial Monogamist
Ride this Ride!!! I just spoke to Golden Gloves for over five hours. And I probably could have spoken to him all night… kinda like we did last week in bed. In fact, it was exactly a week ago that we spent the night together, talking, laughing, and f*&%ing. He’s got this sexy deep bedroom [...]
Unleashed: The True Story of a Recovering Serial Monogamist
Thoughts on my Love Square Thus far, I’ve written and shared with you my path through my Journey, of how to find out who I am, what works for me, and my search for Mr. Right (as well as Mr. Right Now). Before we get into more juicy, sexy details, I want to share [...]
Unleashed: The True Story of a Recovering Serial Monogamist
Pensando a te I have a love/hate relationship with the karma gods and their twisted sense of humor. First, The Anointed One, and now Golden Gloves (who is a good friend of Marine). This love square could have been complicated, but it’s ended up quite wonderful… If nothing else happens between Golden Gloves [...]
Unleashed: The True Story of a Recovering Serial Monogamist
My Soulmate?? Yesterday my mom and I went to the mall to pick up a gorgeous, winter white sweater coat for me. It was at a Native American store – an authentic one, owned and run by true Native Americans (this is an important piece of information since I dearly value their culture and knowledge [...]
Unleashed: The True Story of a Recovering Serial Monogamist
The Talk Two days ago I stopped in to surprise The Anointed One at his workplace even though we had a scheduled date that night. While I was there, he made overtones and gestures that were definitely indicative of a particularly romantic evening, and being the sometimes clueless girl I am, I only realized later [...]
Unleashed: The True Story of a Recovering Serial Monogamist
A Learned Lesson Is Verified Reader Alert: s’EX’ual TENSION! Magician called. Wow. He actually called me about the two of us having dinner tonight. One would think this was impressive, especially since the boy is flaky and unreliable. One would be wrong. The catch is that he was supposed to verify said [...]
Unleashed: The True Story of a Recovering Serial Monogamist
What Are YOU Thankful For? [**I apologize ahead of time for the randomness of this article... ADD struck hard!] Part I. Douchebaggery: Sturm und drang!! In choosing between an Irishman and a German… I don’t even have to think twice about that one (German accents are a little disturbing and I tend [...]
Unleashed: The True Story of a Recovering Serial Monogamist
The Disappearing and Reappearing Cock On Election Day of this past year, I was informed by a good guy friend (purely platonic) that an Amsterdam-ian prostitute had it on good authority that the “biggest” nationalities were as follows: Irish, Italian, then Black. I have to say…That explains a lot!!! Also, this would have been [...]
Unleashed: The True Story of a Recovering Serial Monogamist
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I’m sorry, what?? I’m a HUGE military fanatic. Enormous. Stupendous. A large percentage of my friends are United States Army, Navy, and Marine Corps (and one Air Force)… and yes! I love love love men in uniform, but when push comes to shove, the reason I love my military men is because patriotism is [...]
Unleashed: The True Story of a Recovering Serial Monogamist
Uh oh… Ex Trouble I’ve been enjoying my selection of men, but I still have to squeeze them in around my work schedule, and every so often, my “real life” pokes its naughty, annoying little head in. Speaking of work, today was a long day… I went from meeting to meeting, literally. I survived [...]
Unleashed: The True Story of a Recovering Serial Monogamist
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Like Flies on … you know! I’m pretty sure that confidence is a scent that the opposite sex can smell. In fact, the (soft) science of psychology states there is indeed a second sense of smell that all humans have, and it’s found in their brain. Well, whatever that sense is, it’s been working [...]
Unleashed: The True Story of a Recovering Serial Monogamist
The Weirdos Come Out With The Rain Instead of earthworms, the thunderclouds exhume the jerks and the freaks are summoned from the dirt and the pits of despair. Avert your eyes… It’s going to get ugly. Kay and I went out last night on our weekly ritual of hottie-hunting. We were especially geeked [...]
Unleashed: The True Story of a Recovering Serial Monogamist
The Best Game You Can Name… I’m a girl who loves to cook and I happen to be very good at it. However, like many of my gifts, I don’t share that information with just anyone because I just don’t like doing it all the time. It’s what you’d call a hidden talent. Anyway, [...]